Thursday, 20 January 2011

'URI GELLER AND THE CROWDED FIELD OF BOVINE'


Greetings!
Happy New Year!
And welcome to my adventures!

Today I am in a field in the South West of England visiting my friends the cows.
I have known the cow community for over 40 years, but our relationship did not get off on the best hoof to say the least.

When I emerged in the 1970's bending thousands of spoons on TV shows all over the world, the cows took exception to this. Why? Because in their minds the spoonbending phenomenon was preventing milk from being efficiently stirred in cups of tea and coffee.

But, thankfully, we made up after I suggested using my psychic powers to help the cows increase their milk sales. I found that by simply waving my hand over their udders I was able to flavour the milk before it left their bodies. And now decades later, such exciting milk varieties as chocolate, banana and strawberry are as popular and delicious now as they've ever been. But what is even better, is that I have gained a herd of wonderful friends.


Until the next time.... love, peace and positive energy,

-Uri