Thursday, 21 April 2011

'URI GELLER AND THE GERIATRIC BONES OF TORMENT'


Today I am with Mrs. Monika Kozel, at 42 years old she is Lithuania's oldest woman and her country's most famous resident. Sadly, she suffers from chronic arthritis and cannot afford the medication which would otherwise help to battle her constant agony.

So here I am demonstrating to Monika the power of positive thinking, to show how one can control one's own capacity for pain. Firstly, I hypnotise her mind and once she is in a comfortable state I tattoo my signature onto her left arm using a broken beer bottle and marker pen while she happily looks on.

Finally to prove my point further, I then snap her arm's brittle elderly bones with my bare hands. Of course she does not feel a thing, and is overjoyed to have been given the gift of pain relief.

"Thanking you Uri" whispered Monika.

"I am asking doctors for transparent plaster cast, so I am always seeing your name on my arm as it heal".

I shed a tear. My work here is done.


Until the next time.... love, peace and positive energy,

-Uri