Saturday, 5 May 2012

'URI GELLER AND THE CLOUDED HEAD OF AMNESIA'


Today I am promoting my new range of bendable cutlery on Russian television.
And guess who I bumped into in a corridor? It is none other than international chart sensation 'Moby'!

Though it was quite a mystery at first, because after introducing myself to Moby he insisted that he was not Moby at all, and that I had him mixed-up with somebody else. But how could this be? I was 64% sure that this man was Moby.
Suddenly, my mind spoke to me:

"Uri, you know what is happening here?"

"No" I replied.

"This is an extreme case of memory loss. Probably the most severe kind you have ever encountered" said my head.

"You could be right" I thought.

I then began to wonder what Moby was doing at the TV studios. Whether he was there to perform his latest hit recording, and what would happen if his amnesia joins him on stage.

"He would forget the words in front of millions" replied my mind. "HELP THIS MAN".

"I SHALL!" I shouted, and grabbed Moby by the arms whilst staring into his eyes and rewiring his inner thoughts.

"YOU ARE MOBY. YOU ARE MOBY. YOU ARE MOBY....... WHO ARE YOU?"

"M-M-M-M.......M......M......M-M-Moby?" he whispered innocently, with tears streaming down his cheeks and a puddle of urine building around his feet. Six minutes later his shaking hand was signing autographs. My work here is done.


Until the next time.... love, peace and positive energy,

-Uri