Saturday, 8 September 2012

'URI GELLER AND THE REGAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF DOOM'


Today I am a VIP guest at the private birthday party for Crown Prince Naruhito; heir apparent to the Chrysanthemum Throne of Japan.

This photograph was taken moments after I shook hands with His Majesty, and pointed out that he only had days to live due to an undetected fatal heart condition.

Sometimes my phenomenal psychic powers are a terrible curse, but as my dear ex-best friend Michael Jackson used to say; "Be not like Pinocchio, always tell the truth".


Until the next time.... love, peace and positive energy,

-Uri