Friday, 10 August 2012

'URI GELLER AND THE PLAN OF ECONOMIC REGENERATION'


I am flying in a private aeroplane today!

"Wow! Where are you going, Uri?" I can sense you asking.

I am traveling from my UK home to Iceland to host a motivational speaking seminar.

"Why are you traveling all the way from your UK home to Iceland to host a motivational speaking seminar, Uri? Or does confidentiality forbid you to reveal any further details?".

No it is fine, I am more than happy to tell you more......

As you will have read in the newspapers, the beautiful country of Iceland is sadly on the brink of economic ruin and also in the depths of financial despair. As a result of this disaster the nation's morale is at an all-time low, and so Prime Minister Geir Haarde has decided to spend Iceland's last 10 million króna to pay me to come to his country on his personal jet to give a mass motivational speech to the entire population.

As I am Prime Minister Haarde's last hope to bring Iceland back to it's former glory, I have suggested that for optimum results, my megaphone and I stand alone on top of Mount Hvannadalshnúkur - Iceland's highest peak. This will allow every single one of Iceland's 3,000 residents to see me from a spectacular 360 degree viewpoint, no matter where they personally live in the country.

Not only do I want to bring this great nation back from financial collapse with my thought beams of joy, I also want to lift the spirits of each financially crippled citizen with a gift....

The gift of a spoon.
The gift of a special Uri Geller spoon.
The gift of a special Uri Geller spoon with a 25% discount.
The gift of a special Uri Geller spoon with a 25% discount now costing only 61,174.80 króna ($473.71 US dollars).

"Is there anything I can do to make your flight more enjoyable?" asked our beautiful flight attendant Arnþrúður before take-off.

"Yes Arnþrúður" I replied. "Please double-check here are at least 3,000 spoons within the 76 items of hand luggage I have on board..... I must conserve my energies before I save your country".

I am pictured here handing Arnþrúður bag number one. I hope she is a fast counter.... it is only a 3 hour flight to Iceland!


Until the next time.... love, peace and positive energy,

-Uri